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![With 8.7 HAR (Heart Above Replacement Player) in 2010, Eckstein once again lead the league. Sadly, after years of outperforming his HAR projections, his aortic chambers have swollen to ten times their healthy size, and now dangerously crowd all the other organs in his chest cavity. Look for Eck to sit out spring training while the cardiac swelling subsides, then catch on with a team once the risk of pulmonary explosion lessens. No one wants a dead gamer, at least until the stretch run, when the inspiration of an untimely hustle-death could be the thing a bubble playoff team needs to push it into October.
[via BronxBanterBlog.com]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgtok71tio1qh885go1_500.jpg)
With 8.7 HAR (Heart Above Replacement Player) in 2010, Eckstein once again lead the league. Sadly, after years of outperforming his HAR projections, his aortic chambers have swollen to ten times their healthy size, and now dangerously crowd all the other organs in his chest cavity. Look for Eck to sit out spring training while the cardiac swelling subsides, then catch on with a team once the risk of pulmonary explosion lessens. No one wants a dead gamer, at least until the stretch run, when the inspiration of an untimely hustle-death could be the thing a bubble playoff team needs to push it into October.
[via BronxBanterBlog.com]
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